Category Archives: Amateur Hour

Choose one of the following: White, Black, Asian, Native American, Hispanic

What I wish I said:

Would you like me to pick based on my appearance, lived experience, or which parent I like the most?

What I actually said:

Well, I guess I’m Asian today.

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Today in Online Dating

“Is it weird to think that you would look cute with a white guy?”

Yes, sir. Yes it is.

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me:  which is like
and you hate abortion for rape victims?
you’re a keeper
defs letting you into my vagina

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